lol...me and my sister are having rather blog-worthy moments right now.
1. she called michael buble "michael bluebay"
2. she told me that price attack is having a sale on TIGI AND AMERICAN CREW PRODUCTS!!! OH MY GOD!!!! (no wait...its more than an oh my god....its....) OH EM GEE!!!! MY TWO FAVOURITE HAIR PRODUCT...BRANDS! AND THERE'S A STORE IN BOURKE STREET MALL! oh im so badly going to stock up....control hairspray and minty clay...and FIBER!
3. THERES A "THE SKETCH SHOW" DVD!!! god that was a show...i there were some great skits on that...
a) there's a guy who is play table tennis, but with himself. he's set the table up so that one side is lifted up against a wall...so then, one guy looks at the guy playing table tennis against the wall and goes:
SPECTATING GUY: what are you doing?
GUY PLAYING: i'm playing ping
hahahahaha!!! ping! get it? since there's no pong?
b) oh this is a classic. its like an alcoholics anonymous class, but for people with phobias. ok, i dont remember all of it, but i remember up until they go through three people's phobias. ive forgotten there names, so ill just call them john, tom, and sally. john is the leader of the group.
J: hello, my name is john, and i'm glad to see that you guys have joined this class. well, to start things off, ill talk about myself. i have a phobia for the word A-R-G-H.
T: you mean argh?
J:ARGH! (pause) so what about you Tom?
T: well, i have a phobia for apologies.
J:im sorry about that.
T:ARGH!
J:ARGH!
J:ok. how about you sally?
S: I have a phobia for awkward silences.
(awkward silence)
S: ARGH!
J:ARGH!
S:sorry.
T:ARGH!
J:ARGH!
LOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! that was the best one...memorable at least.
1. she called michael buble "michael bluebay"
2. she told me that price attack is having a sale on TIGI AND AMERICAN CREW PRODUCTS!!! OH MY GOD!!!! (no wait...its more than an oh my god....its....) OH EM GEE!!!! MY TWO FAVOURITE HAIR PRODUCT...BRANDS! AND THERE'S A STORE IN BOURKE STREET MALL! oh im so badly going to stock up....control hairspray and minty clay...and FIBER!
3. THERES A "THE SKETCH SHOW" DVD!!! god that was a show...i there were some great skits on that...
a) there's a guy who is play table tennis, but with himself. he's set the table up so that one side is lifted up against a wall...so then, one guy looks at the guy playing table tennis against the wall and goes:
SPECTATING GUY: what are you doing?
GUY PLAYING: i'm playing ping
hahahahaha!!! ping! get it? since there's no pong?
b) oh this is a classic. its like an alcoholics anonymous class, but for people with phobias. ok, i dont remember all of it, but i remember up until they go through three people's phobias. ive forgotten there names, so ill just call them john, tom, and sally. john is the leader of the group.
J: hello, my name is john, and i'm glad to see that you guys have joined this class. well, to start things off, ill talk about myself. i have a phobia for the word A-R-G-H.
T: you mean argh?
J:ARGH! (pause) so what about you Tom?
T: well, i have a phobia for apologies.
J:im sorry about that.
T:ARGH!
J:ARGH!
J:ok. how about you sally?
S: I have a phobia for awkward silences.
(awkward silence)
S: ARGH!
J:ARGH!
S:sorry.
T:ARGH!
J:ARGH!
LOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! that was the best one...memorable at least.
