don't loose your phone again dumbass!

hahahah!!! funniest moment of the week!

two friends of mine, for you who dont know, adam and brendan, and i, were on a train heading off home. so we found a mobile phone on the seat next to us. we decided to hold onto it until we got to bentleigh so we could hand it in. but we decided to leave a little memento for the owner of the phone...so i got out a piece of paper, and we intended to write down "don't lose your phone again"...however, adam just had to screw it up. he wrote: "don't loose..." lol. then we decided to just have a bit of fun, and added "your trousers and..." then, he wrote "or loose..." lol. two mistakes. so we got another piece of paper out, and this time, we wrote "don't lose your phone again dumbass". we took a photo of it on the phone and saved it as the background. then. then. THEN! the guy comes and goes "did i leave my phone here?" and brendan proceeded to hand the phone to him. he stared at the front of the phone (it was a clamshell), but didnt open it...phew. then, he's turned around, and opened it. adam and i almost cracked up laughing. he's turned to us, and you could see that he had a grin on his face, which was at this time, totally red. when he alighted at the next station, we totally cracked up. i think the guys sitting opposite us in the next booth of seats we're scared...lol.

How You Are In Love

You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time. You tend to take more than give in relationships. You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time. You're secretly hoping your partner will change for you. You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard.

How Are You In Love?

that explains A LOT :P

You're a Romantic Kisser

For you, kissing is all about feeling the romance You love to kiss under the stars or by the sea The perfect kiss involves the perfect mood It's pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feet

What Kind of Kisser Are You?

hahah....im in a lovey dovey mood tonight...

Your Seduction Style: Sweet Talker

Your seduction technique can be summed up with "charm" You know that if you have the chance to talk to someone... Well, you won't be talking for long! ;-) You're great at telling potential lovers what they want to hear. Partially, because you're a great reflective listener and good at complementing. The other part of your formula? Focusing your conversation completely on the other person. Your "sweet talking" ways have taken you far in romance - and in life. You can finess your way through any difficult situation, with a smile on your face. Speeding tickets, job interviews... bring it on! You truly live a *charmed life*

What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Your Kissing Purity Score: 60% Pure

For you, kissing isn't a casual thing Lip to lip action makes your heart sing

Kissing Purity Test

haha...*blushes*

vince is dead.

yes he is. or at least will be.

Your Birthdate: August 13

Being born on the 13th day of the month should help make you a better manager and organizer, but it may also give you a tendency to dominate people a bit. You may be more responsible and self-disciplined than you realize. Sincere and honest, you are a serious, hard working individual. Your feeling are likely to seem somewhat repressed at times. You are apt to be much more practical, rational, and conscious of details. Your intolerance and insistence on complete accuracy can be irritating to some.

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

maxwell smart dies

let's all mourn the death of the maxwell smart's actor on 'get smart', don adams.



























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"i say we concentrate on work. that's how i always got through it whenever my life turned to dogshit."

i feel so dead this morning. i got four hours of sleep, because i had a tummyache at around 5 o clock. then, i had to do an hour's of full-on english language analysis and point-of-view writing, which i managed to compact down to 58mins. now, im trying to cram in a blog post in four mins before my tutor arrives.












i need sleep.

lol...my sister is just as weird as me. she's trying to do that hand gesture that gay guys do. you know, sorta like blushing, but my moving the hand. you know. where you move your hand from a position parallel to your arm, and then downwards...in a gay like fashion. well, shes trying to do that...with her foot.

LOLOLOLOL! i just tried it, and the room was silent, and all you could hear was the loud crack of my ankle bone.lol.

lol...me and my sister are having rather blog-worthy moments right now.

1. she called michael buble "michael bluebay"

2. she told me that price attack is having a sale on TIGI AND AMERICAN CREW PRODUCTS!!! OH MY GOD!!!! (no wait...its more than an oh my god....its....) OH EM GEE!!!! MY TWO FAVOURITE HAIR PRODUCT...BRANDS! AND THERE'S A STORE IN BOURKE STREET MALL! oh im so badly going to stock up....control hairspray and minty clay...and FIBER!

3. THERES A "THE SKETCH SHOW" DVD!!! god that was a show...i there were some great skits on that...

a) there's a guy who is play table tennis, but with himself. he's set the table up so that one side is lifted up against a wall...so then, one guy looks at the guy playing table tennis against the wall and goes:

SPECTATING GUY: what are you doing?
GUY PLAYING: i'm playing ping

hahahahaha!!! ping! get it? since there's no pong?


b) oh this is a classic. its like an alcoholics anonymous class, but for people with phobias. ok, i dont remember all of it, but i remember up until they go through three people's phobias. ive forgotten there names, so ill just call them john, tom, and sally. john is the leader of the group.
J: hello, my name is john, and i'm glad to see that you guys have joined this class. well, to start things off, ill talk about myself. i have a phobia for the word A-R-G-H.
T: you mean argh?
J:ARGH! (pause) so what about you Tom?
T: well, i have a phobia for apologies.
J:im sorry about that.
T:ARGH!
J:ARGH!
J:ok. how about you sally?
S: I have a phobia for awkward silences.
(awkward silence)
S: ARGH!
J:ARGH!
S:sorry.
T:ARGH!
J:ARGH!

LOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! that was the best one...memorable at least.

wow...this is too cool

bleed american - jimmy eat world

"i'm not alone cause the tv's on yeah"

soooo true!

i gotta go now, house is on tv, with that traitor agent lady from the first series of 24....the main traitor lady...ooo shes going to be the patient....

TB ALERT! TB ALERT!

oh my god...my sister just came home....with a pair of red and white (yes, i know, but if i write in white you wont be able to see it) toe socks....major tb factor written all over them. i need to move out. i'm not living at home with a tb running rampant and whining like a tb would.

ahhh.....finally. i can post again.









blogging is hard.

blog design: finished

woohoo! finally! blog design done! albeit in a half-assed manner. yes, this looks nothing like the plans, but thats because i ran out of time and couldnt be bothered redoing all the css and html. so yes. here it is. im happy with it to an extent. at least i can stare at it for more than two minutes now.lol.oh, one thing, i urge you all to get firefox instead of that crappy internet explorer. then, and only then, will you be able to feast upon the glories of the site. or at least a less dodgy typograph.

sorry, havent been posting for a while, due to all the sacs that have been going on, and wont be for another week, while im finishing off the blog design, and getting it over and done with before exam time.

well, it seems like im going to have a personal record of longest number of nights for a continuous dream. 3.

life's so trippy.