another one of those moments, alike to the incident where my parents thought i was going out with an exchange student...

so about 5 minutes ago, i was in the bathroom. the door to my room was wide open, so my mother walked straight in to wish me good night. so she did, and on walking out she must have picked up this t-shirt of mine that was sitting on my bed. it's the yellow stussy one. anyways, so im in the bathroom, brushing my teeth, and my mother says to me:
"is this a new t-shirt?"
"nah, i got it start of this year."
"is this a girl or a boy's t-shirt? it has all these floral emblems on it...plus the sleeve is cut pretty high...especially for a medium!"
"i'm sure its a boy's t-shirt mum. i got it from the male side of the store."
(pause, for about 5 seconds)
"so what's the name of the girlfriend who you stole this t-shirt off?"

i spit toothpaste foam all over the bathroom mirror.