Sunday, July 31, 2005

nouvelle musique de la semaine

john mayer -EVERYTHING (meaning, all of his stuff)
m.20- more than you think you are
massive attack - teardrop
rogue traders - voodoo child
melanie c- i turn to you (i've been bopping to it ever since "bend it like beckham" was on tv.)
MOONLIGHT SHADOW!!!
john mayer - neon ( i heart this song)
well, my "sinusoidal wave with period of two weeks" theory has been disproved. my low has come a bit earlier than predicted. and guys, don't try matchmaking me anymore. i'm so sick of it right now.

i despise people who try and brainwash you into liking people...they all seem to have that idiosyncratic purpose: to get you to like them. and they all have the classic phrases:
"do you like her?"
"are you sure?"
"really?"
and you end up saying "99% sure..." and you just think to yourself, "crap. i do like her."

PS: no i don't "like" her.

Friday, July 29, 2005

after playing around with my hair, i found out an amazing thing. i have about 20 or so strands of hair, which run from my fringe line all the way down to the top of the bridge of my nose. great job cutting my hair, hairdresser. great job.

worse, my dad is singing to the overture from carmen. gah...i'm not going to be able to sleep for a while, with that racket going on.

Sunday, July 24, 2005

my room is clean. ARGH!

...i'm lying in my bed
thoughts running through my head

i feel so languid right now...all i'm doing is picking off the wax caked in my eyelashes, and picking the dirt out of my nails with a thumbtack.

somewhere in between my falling asleep and me waking up, my mum cleaned my room. no, it's not all spick and span, just clean. and "organised". merci beaucoup.so now i can't find my umat resources and past tests, because they are shuffled in between other papers, that accumulate to a 15cm high deck (however, i marvel at my mother's ability to go through that much paper, and still categorise it perfectly by the Pantone colour system). so now i have about twenty minutes in which to find these papers, so i can get started on my 1+8 hours worth of umat preparation i have set for today.

i feel so languid right now.

Saturday, July 23, 2005

harry potter (daniel radclif*) lives in melbourne? let's all go stalk him and ask him why the heck he likes ginny! gah!
heey everybody...sorry i haven't been postiing much....umat "has sucked the life out of me".who wants to do something tonight? i need a break from all these umat practice tests. i'm becoming to empathetic for my own good. i have to complete three today...eek.

ive got 17 minutes to spare before my first umat exam starts, and i'm currently re-fulfilling my hobby of making envelopes out of comics, and, just today, also melways maps. i've got about seven old melways StAcked (with aesthetic beauty and structural soundness in mind) on my desk. i'm trying to make maps for everybody whose address i have. i'm making "personalised" envelopes. the reason why i put personalised in ditto marks is because these are personalised to their address. example, sam. i mark down her address on the map by putting a dot on it, and cut it out via template, making sure the dot is on the front of the envelope, but orientated slightly to the lower right side of the envelope. then, i grab a piece of thick cardboard, and emboss the address, etc. onto it, and string it through the front of the envelope, in the top left hand corner. then, i grab a permanent marker, and draw from the cardboard to her dot. voila! personalised envelope!
sidenote: "does eloping taste good?" hahaha,love hina...so funny
this reminds me of a conversation i had a while ago...
to give credit, and be totally honest, this wasn't an original idea...it came from Art Attack. remember? that show on around 10:30 on abc on school days, which taught art? with that eccentric british guy? he used to do a large-scale art piece at the end of everybody episode...like draw a soccer (or football) player on a football field with a boundary line painting machine? that was so cooliful...

|| nouvelle musique de la semaine (quoique c'est la fin de semaine) ||
sidenote: "french is the best language to swear in.
it's like wiping your ass with silk.

brand new
something corporate [thanks steph!]
fall out boy
MGS3 s.track
TimeSplitters 2 s.track
| = | ケツメイシ
coldplay
| = | orange range
3jack johnson

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

i am calling for a full recall of all memories and recollections of the dictionary post. a number of revisions are to be made.
ack! why did nobody tell me i spelt "coolest" wrong under the RTM86 link?????
half a year and 50+ invitations later, i joined the hi5 network.



fifteen minutes after joining, i decided to remove myself from the network. but god fucking dammit, they sure make it hard for you to leave.




10 minutes and 5 friendship connections later, i found the link. it wasn't even a button. it was just a text link. AND IT WASN'T EVEN UNDERLINED!

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

THE LAWRENCE DICTIONARY OF LAUGHS

THE
LAWRENCE DICTIONARY
OF LAUGHS


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PREFACE
This dictionary provides msn addicts with a convenient guide to the spelling, meaning and usage of the words used in response to an amusing remark.
In order to save space, the swung dash (~) is substituted for -ha or -ol in relation to examples.
In some cases, these headwords are connected with an arbitrary number of repetitions. This will be explained later. If this were to happen, the swung dash, accompanied with an "n" (~n) will be used, to signify an unknown number of repetitions.
due to the lack of the sign, the greater than or equal to sign will be >_, and similiarly, the less than or equal to sign will be <_.

I.C.U.P (haha...)
DICTIONARY
aha: originally discovered as an alternative to haha, because of its ease in typing in comparison to haha, it is essentially a perfect synonym to haha. SEE HA.

foc-: this is a prefix to other laughing acronyms, such as lmao, pmsl, lol, or rotfl. itself, means Falling Off Chair.

ha: this derivative of the laugh is second lowest in its strength.
ha~n
where n=0; signifies a funny remark; eg: ha
where n=1; signifies a very funny remark; eg: haha
where n>_2; signifies an insanely funny remark, one which we can safely say actually makes the person writing it laugh in real life. eg: hahahahahaha
ha~nh: this is an the ultimate in funny remarks, since the person is laughing so hard, that he has typed it out too fast, accidentally omitting the extra "a" after the "h". NOTE: it does not matter what number of "-ha" repetitions there are, the omission of the "a" is a sure sign of a very funny remark. aim for this at all times.

he: similiar to "ha", but is rather low in its strength. no matter what you do to manipulate this word, like repeating, capitalisiing, adding a full stop or exclamation, adding mistakes, missing the "e", it will never be as funny as even one "ha". everybody should be aiming much higher than this.

lmao: This stands for Laughing My Ass Off. This seems to be rather new word, its inception into the public domain of msn having been within the last two years. Never repeated. Equivalent to "lolol!".

lol: This stands for laughing out loud. This is a very commonly used derivative to "ha" in relation to a remark being funny, and is represents a greater humour than that appropriated to "ha". of the common root laughing remarks, this is probably of the greatest strength.
lol~n
where n=0; signifies a funny remark; eg: lol
where n=1; signifies a very funny remark; eg: lolol
where n>_2; signifies an insanely funny remark, one which we can safely say actually makes the person writing it laugh in real life. eg: lolololololololol
ol~no: this is an the ultimate in funny remarks, since the person is laughing so hard, that he has typed it out too fast, accidentally omitting the extra "l" after the "o". NOTE: it does not matter what number of "-ol" repetitions there are, the omission of the "l" is a sure sign of a very funny remark. aim for this at all times.

pmsl: This stands for Pissing MySelf Laughing. this never has repetitions, and if somebody tries to repeat this, it simply means that its even less funny. the strength of this word is equivalent to "ahahaha" or "hahaha" or "lolol"
rotfl: also known as rofl, it stands for Rolling on the Floor Laughing. this never has any repetitions either. equivalent to "ahahahaha" or "hahahaha" or "lolol!"

APPENDIX:
1.1FULL STOP
When this is used for words with no repetitions, these words signify a remark is actually LESS funny that a word without a full stop. i.e.: "aha." is less funny than "aha". One thing to note is that specifically with "aha" or "ha", this can actually mean "aha."(ok, wtf are you talking about...). basically its sounds like "uhuh."
when used with words with one or more repititions, it signifies a funnier remark than the same word(with the same repetitions)without a full stop.
1.2EXCLAMATION MARK
When this is used for any word, it signifies a funnier remark than the same word(with the same repetitions) without a full stop.
1.3 CAPITALS
This signifies a funnier remark than the same word without capitals. much more stronger than either the full stop and exclamation mark in their representation of increased humour.
1.4 MISTAKES IN TYPING OF WORD (i.e. hahahahhhhahahahhhhh)
This has the same degree in its representation of greater humour as that appropriated with the omission of an "a" or an "l".
1.5 COMBINATIONS OF WORDS/PREFIXES
These only represent an increase in humour if the link can be diciphered, i.e. roflmao (rolling on the floor laughing my ass off)
1.6 USE OF OTHER ALPHANUMERICAL SYMBOLS
The use of other symbols such as "~" used in such phrases as "lol~!", or the substitution of alphanumerical emoticons, or addition, of words, just goes to signify that the other person actually had the time to find these other characters on the keyboard, meaning it wasn't funny enough to be replied to quickly.

THE ULTIMATE IN ALL RESPONSES.
this is the big one.
LOLOLOLOLLLLOLOLOLLOLLLOLO!
the combination of a number of repetitions, mistakes, capitals, exclamation marks, and an omission of an "l" at the end.

Monday, July 18, 2005

i had dinner with my family, grandparents (mum's side) and an uncle and auntie about 50 mins ago.
so, i was conversing with my grandmother, while my parents where discussing the london bombings with my auntie and uncle. I talked to my grandmother in cantonese, since my grandmother is totally english illiterate (apart from the staples of the language such as hello, please, thank you), exerting enough mental strength to actually pass a specialist sac. However, my apparent capacity to speak cantonese was a bit too high. Mum was marvelled. So marvelled, that she thought i must have been going out with some new cantonese speaking girl. Not only that, my Dad added onto my Mum's comment, saying i was hitting it off with an exchange student.







HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
i think i'm going insane. ["kicking and screaming please!"] why is nobody online? is everybody in like detention or something? is everybody out? are they having an private school party without me? [sorry, no homers!] have they all blocked me? are they on "appear offline" status?
well. i have just resigned to the possibility that they may all just be reading hbp. i hope so.4

PS: Cooliful. Spread the word! (haha...what a pun...) propagate it to the far reaches of the universe, then deposit it into the proverbial stem cells of dark energy, so that the universe will be ever fertilised with this great discovery!
PS PS: My sister made it up. It's meant to specifically relate to art, especially colourful art which looks cool. colourful. cool. cooliful. but yeah, ive just broaden its use to all things cool.
i did have some great blog rants to post, but i forgot to put it in my notebook.
hahahaha....you guys have to see this...

Anagram Finder Hall of Fame
what too cool for school...however, great for those targets...

Sunday, July 17, 2005

i have homework. english homework. english oral presentation homework.
one week ago, neutral, my opinion of my life was at that instant. today, again, neutral, but the forecast is grim. dy/dx = -1, for those people studying specialist math. i guess this perpetual sine wave has a period of one fortnight.
i'm no augur myself, but The Divine have manifested Mother Nature, producing as bleak a forecast as that associated with Hermione's current boyfriend. Clear skies have descended themselves over me, the sun's radiance blanketing everything in its line of sight with a golden warmth. The leaves of the evergreen trees dancing, playing in the puddles of light, the ripples of luminescence glistening, like a morse code signal coaxing me to join them. and here i am, sitting on edge of my bed, back arched around so considerably, i could file a court case against Victor Hugo for defamation of character. the room is dark, lit by the few remnants of light that hadn't been consumed outside, incombination with the flourescent lighting, illuminating the room in a stark white hue, as though it was sucking the life force out of even the most inanimate objects.

i feel compelled to walk outside and sunlight, but i know all to well that it is just a tangible manifestation of guilt, masquerading itself as a warm inviting retreat...

yeah. i was meant to finish this earlier. but its night time now.and i need to get cracking on hw.
someone please perform petrificus totalus on me.
oh em eff gee. that was a twist and a half. plus the half at end of chapter 28, and the "flight of the PRINCE". hmm. i wonder what will happen in seven...

He Who Must Not Be Named

i despise people who take credit for my work.
12:40am. never am i online at 12:40am without a seemingly unabating problem wreaking havoc on my frail and delirious mind, problems personifying themselves, performing role plays, with malice so great as to convince me to not only believe, but to see it as inevitable, that the worst will eventuate, driving me deep into a pessimistic state.

i , still, have yet to make conjecture over what she said. am I meant to believe what she told me, believing that she had told me the truth? or am i meant to believe that she really is reconsidering, and that what she said to me was purely an implementation of the feminine essentiality of "being nice" to those of the male gender?

why do women perform such a trick on the male sex? is it simply because they cringe at the sight or possibility that we are hurt, or is there a hidden agenda?
is it because they would like to put the blame on somebody else? as though they were forced into making the decision, not having the slightest contribution to the final outcome?
maybe they are planning for the future. being nice would make them seem a better quarry for future love interests, setting up their resume through the man, so that he made someday send it on to other men in his friends network. a stepping stone, if you will.
maybe its a little game they play, so as to send guys swooning for them. it's the lady-like version of hard-to-get, but with a more sinister outcome; the guy gets nothing.

i'll be back to complain more after the sunrises, after i have suffocated myself after screaming into my pillow for 6 consecutive hours.

Saturday, July 16, 2005

the adventures of a muggle

i was sleeping soundly, although, possibly, pronouncing random nothings in my deep slumber. I had been lying on my bed for the best part of two hours, facing the bedroom window, glasses askew and mouth open, slithers of saliva sliding down from the junction of my lips, puddling on the glossy patina coating my pillow, the residual transfer of my hair wax onto the soft cotton textile. of light, coloured portentuously, vaguely accentuated the dark circles which had hexed themselves beneath the loopholes created by my eyelids. the alarm clock suddenly rang, its hands denoting that it was 5 o'clock. cached within my memory, i made paces to the bathroom, turning the hot water tap counter-clockwise, sending tendrils of water fanning downwards from the shower rose. i began to breach the cone of water. almost instantaneously, my soul made its sudden apparition from my bed, convulsions rushing through my body as the entity progressed to reenter its abode.
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my robe lurched with the pulse of the wind, as the metal doors of the train opened, people alighting and boarding through the portal. passing under bridges, i stared deeply into my own reflection, catching glimpses of the circles under my eyes during the short lapses that natural light brought to the tran carriage. facing the man's shoes, i looked up at his face. his eyes embodied a sense of sadness. suddenly his mobile phone rang, the ratchet startling all passengers within a 10m radius of him. i stared out the window, unmethodically focusing on trees, fences, graffiti. anything that would make the man figure that he wasn't talking with a decibel factor equivalent to that of a jackhammer. however, his voice exuded a sense of happiness. how could he be sad? after he finished his phone call, i looked up at his eyes once again. i tried to reduce his eyes to lines and gradients, trying to pinpoint the chief charactersitic of his eye which compelled to believe this emotional interpretation. the dark circles. i glanced around the carriage at the other forlorn characters. all embodied the same facial property. who had cursed these people, including myself, with this hex, with which an enormous, transcendental, almost magical, power would be needed to cause such great and widespread damage? could it be? could it be that He Who Must Not Be Named has caused this great affliction?
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I stared at him, malevolence brimming, seeping out of my fingers. they clutched firmly onto my wand, but still held it with a wariness of its great power.
"do you want a book sir?"
the evil had been spilt. i pulled out my wand, and pointed it at him, my hand shaking with the overwhelming evil that was ready to be unleashed.
suddenly, his hand flashed out of sight for less than an instant, suddenly reappearing, with a wand held within its fingers.
"Priori Incantem!" he summoned.
I felt the power seep away from my fingers. The wand stayed within my clutch only from the balance it had been given by my 3rd,4th, and 5th fingers.
"Ha. Muggle. Arrows, Wand!"
Dejected by the man's inflictions from his arrows, i replaced my wand in its sheath.
"Muggle, learn to believe that you can't do magic, and just read it from books, like this one."
I had finally procured the sixth installment.
Another man, also dressed in robes, came along.
"Imperio!", he said to the man who had just served me,"Now go to Azkaban, also known as the next counter."
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After exiting Chadstone Shopping Centre, i boarded the bus. I seated myself, and returned to reading The Book. A young boy sat next to me.
As the bus began to move from its stop, he proceeded to reach into his bag. He pulled out another bag, plastic it was, marked clearly with the Borders insignia. He then reached in, only slightly, and retrieved a book. The Book. Unphased by the fact that somebody else would know the same secrets of the story that i would know, i proceeded to read.
Later, in the journey:
"Excuse me, i see that you're reading the same book as i am. I'm just wondering whether you know what the Imperius Curse is." he asked.
Newbs. I'll show him the Imperius Curse. Banish him from reading The Sixth until he has read the first five.4

PS: I love the start of Chapter Three.
yay! i didn't get bashed on the train! (however, i think the old lady i was sitting opposite to thought i was goth...haha...)
i was so ready pull out my wand at the sales assistant if he had sold out of hp books...but he had heaps. damn. i'll post the fotos of the hp adventure (ok, not as cool as "tb adventures") on the blog tomorrow!4

Friday, July 15, 2005

i can't be bothered worrying about rachel no more, i've got a harry potter book launch to get ready for! dw guys, i have my camera in my cauldron already! i'm going to take pictures a plenty! especially of my wooden stick/makeshift magic wand! it looks so magical!
[10:29] Steph says:
how r u?
[10:29] (f) 3 - iTunes forever | i hate empathy...| says:
i'm doing pretty well...apart from stressing over the umat, im pretty good!
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[10:33] (f) - Andra - it takes my pain away.... says:
hey! how are you going!
[10:33] (f) 3 - iTunes forever | i hate empathy...| says:
not well. not well at all.
4

Sunday, July 10, 2005

I' m going on msn hiatusI everybody, from about 15 mins ago, until 12:00am saturday (that is, i can go online from the first second of saturday). wish me luck everybody!

here are the consequences if i dont:
for the guys at mhs: i will personally fail my last spesh sac (lol... i already have that one covered)
for the girls at macrob: i made a deal with wendy that if i don't succeed, she could kick me (with a boot). im extending that to all of the macrob people that i actually know...im not dumb enough to say everybody, or the people who know me.

for the guys at...whereever..."the group": i will...oh! i will perform the dare i was meant to do last saturday....ergh...that was a bad idea...that wasabi is going to kill....
for the girls in "the group": no idea. you can do whatever you want to me...NOTHING SEXUAL! lol....i had to put that one in, or else i would get a major bagging...i probably still am, from actually thinking about it.

so yes. don't worry, im still going to blog, probably a bit more than usual now, and im still on *EMAIL ALERT*...but god dammit my phone bill is going to surge through the roof...

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5Quick Change in shape of eye
hey hey guys!
(obviously i am on a high at 1:36am, because my body has let itself go)
here is ANOTHER VERS. of the pic, just a 10 min revision, with the eye moved up a bit, the lip shade removed (and one added accidentally) and a general clean up and blur of shading. sorry, but i went a bit far with the clean up, now it sorta looks like he's a dream...
this is for the guys who have a tft (not sure about lcd) monitor...tilt your screen from the perpendicular to about 45 degrees away from you.
scan a sheet of "white" paper, and view it through photoshop or something. you will see a huge number of blotches and other colour graduations. not so white is it? so yeah. i tried to remove ALL of the unneeded graduations. ended up being TOO white.
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5Picture.

Saturday, July 9, 2005

i dont like the umat. esp. section2. why do the answers have to be of such high empathy towards the patient? i also dislike the test format in trying to analyse your personality.
i think the answer is C.
(
the answer is D, since you have to be empathetic towards the patient.)
ok, i'll take that into account the next time i see such a question.
are we meant to learn to be empathetic? so what are we to do? answer the questions instinctively, and possibly get them "wrong", or shade the answer that is the one the examiner wants?

Friday, July 8, 2005

haha...napoleon dynamite won mtv best movie. well, it was pretty obvious seeing the other nominees were kill bill, spiderman and ray. napoleon dynamite is the weirdest, yet funniest, movie ever.

VOTE FOR PEDRO!
this is the revised version, change in the eyes.
Picture
oh, btw. it's a guy. he's japanese [ = ], hence the problem with looking like a girl. lol.Y
i have started with the figure, with mixed results. main problem is with the face. it's just....its not apathetic. it just looks strange.

this is the revised version of the face. don't look at the blue. the blue was a pre-revised sketch, so just look at the greylead. mail me with improvements, esp. on the face!!!
Picture
PS: don't be nit picky, i'm not submitting something into deviantart, i just need a general sketch. im going to tablet this into ps anyway, so it's fine. i know about the tie, collar, and hair on the back of the neck, i just needed to put the face into a relative context (ed: why am i trying to explain myself!)
i have finally come to a decision on what design i am going to use for my blog.

FINAL DESIGN
(ed: make sure i stick with this one guys!):
- a figure in the background
- clothing (ed: or lack thereof!) will change throughout the day, according to the time, day, and date, i.e. at between 9:00 to 3:15 on tues, wed, and thurs, figure will be in school uniform, holding book in one hand.
- eyes will also be closed, bloodshot, have dark circles under them, droopy, etc. according to the time of day.
- the background of the background, that is, the background on which the figure is set, will change according to the scene, i.e. bathroom, kitchen, school, train, bed, etc.
- "mood meter" will be in what currently is the "girl with flowers" banner.
- the background will basically be a swf app.
- im going to make it standard the width of the blog will be around 700px, since only 6.12% operate on 800x600 while looking at this blog.

i haven't seen anything like this on any other blogs, so im hoping thats not because its impossible to do.
bad thing is, i have to start from scratch. drawings, ps and illustrator imports, flash+actionscript(which will take ages), tablet imports, color striping, colour selection. oh, not to mention the importation of images between ps and flash multiple times. and that dreaded ps-flash colour selection. argh! you know, when want to find a good colour, so you have to go into ps, and find the colour in the colour charts, then go back to picker, copy the heaxdecimal code, and paste it back into flash to get the colour?!?!?! ergh. this is going to take AGES.

Wednesday, July 6, 2005

im ever so slowly adding new features to this blog of mine. i know what everything in the blog html does now, so its all good. now i just need to transfer my designs into ps. that will probably take about two weeks. i just want to get the lines right and the colour striping looking "realistic".

but my first real new feature will be:

CENSORSHIP-FREE!

yeah. i'm just going to say everything. no omission of anything important or significant, esp. in affecting my general mood (ed: as you know, im rather moody for a guy).
i mean, i'm not going to tell anything about anybody else, like any secrets or things said in confidence. i'm just going to state stuff like people im pissed off with stuff like that. so dont worry guys!

PS: if i seem somewhat weird, it's probably because im high on nail polish fumes. my sister is painting her nails right next to me.
Pictoplasma: Contemporary Character Design.
Can somebody please buy me this book?!?!?! I've been reading at metro on three different occasions. It's just way too cool.It's at metro bookstore btw.

I feel like making a letterhead. Another art project to add to my enormous to do list.
i can't be bothered typing it out again, so here:
10:34:21 PM the_unchosen_one_21@hotmail.com: ive gotta tell you something
10:34:24 PM the_unchosen_one_21@hotmail.com: something really cool
10:34:31 PM the_unchosen_one_21@hotmail.com: i looked in this book today at the metro bookshop
10:34:40 PM the_unchosen_one_21@hotmail.com: they had a really cool book on letterheads
10:34:48 PM the_unchosen_one_21@hotmail.com: there was this one letterhead.
10:35:19 PM the_unchosen_one_21@hotmail.com: there were no flashy logos or texts
10:35:40 PM the_unchosen_one_21@hotmail.com: there was one line of details on the bottom in arial or alike font
10:35:41 PM saltandvinegarchips@hotmail.com: and?
10:35:43 PM saltandvinegarchips@hotmail.com: and??????
10:35:46 PM saltandvinegarchips@hotmail.com: *excitement*
10:35:49 PM the_unchosen_one_21@hotmail.com: but the top part of the paper was cool.
10:35:51 PM the_unchosen_one_21@hotmail.com: oh, btw.
10:35:54 PM saltandvinegarchips@hotmail.com: u thinking blog???
10:35:55 PM the_unchosen_one_21@hotmail.com: it was for a shirt company
10:35:58 PM the_unchosen_one_21@hotmail.com: lol...
10:36:00 PM the_unchosen_one_21@hotmail.com: i will later
10:36:04 PM the_unchosen_one_21@hotmail.com: but yeah.
10:36:18 PM the_unchosen_one_21@hotmail.com: there was a 3cm cut at the top of the paper downwards in the centre
10:36:27 PM the_unchosen_one_21@hotmail.com: and the paper was folded back from this cut
10:36:36 PM the_unchosen_one_21@hotmail.com: TO FORM THE SHAPE OF A COLLAR!

im going to go draw. draw some buttons and header icons for my blog. ooo! and eat jaffles!
good night guys!

Tuesday, July 5, 2005

yowza! uno mille!
argh. this blog is killing me. i need to settle on a single blog design. im working on five atm. two of which are entirely digital, one needing colour striping and the other two needing digital compilation. so yeah. its going to take a while before i can settle on one.

i think im going to get it hosted. shouldn't cost too much, and with the no of people viewing this blog, it should be a good investment.

Posting...now in colour!

meh. i dont know. i just feel like posting in colour more often.
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i just had a shower. the water was at that lukewarm-tepid temperature. you know, where if you stick your head into you feel like you are going to choke? yes. that temperature. what was even worse was i didnt detect it beforehand, so i lathered up the shampoo in my hair, and dunked my head in. AND THEN, since i choked, my body-by reflex- took in a deep gasp of air, also taking in about a cup of water mixed with a bit of shampoo suds. yeah. like a barramundi catching a fish.
oooo! i also shaved my arms and legs again. the hair sorta stopped growing. now i have sleek arms and legs. girls crave to have. not to have on a guy, but to have on themselves. but with my lack of manly intelligence, i cut myself. twice.
ooo...second last episode of oc is on tonight...coolies! i mean, i've watched it already, but on tv, its just so much more of a better experience. it's gotta be the commercial breaks. most people hate them, but i love them. just the suspense and anticipation that is built up in those two minutes makes you itch til you bleed. thats why i dont really like watching downloaded shows. you can't cram two minutes worth of suspense into a mere two or so seconds or frame transition, across what was meant to be a commercial break. yes. i am pro-commercial break. i shall be revolutionary, uncool so that ill be cool, dress well, and have a witty sense of humour. just like a mac user. (ed: i'll explain this in my next post)

PS: Damn this shirt. It stinks. literally, not figuratively.

I stink, you stink
Let's Hug
PS: PS: Basically every coloured word in that post was in that colour on purpose. this doesn't include words in black or grey, or the words "better experience" and "shower". Bonus marks if you get the reason why some words are in a different style (i.e. italics or bold or large or small)
ok, my last post was just weird. johnny depp in willy wonka and the chocolate factory weird.
i still don't get why girls lurve j.depp so much. he's not hot at all. superficially, he's not that great. at first, when i heard of this, i was thinking:
"well...maybe its his character. confidence, self-control, intelligent, sense of humour, energetic, etc. maybe it's his inner beauty."
i found out that next day that i was wrong. IT IS his looks. ergh.
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so i went out to get my mum a present yesterday, before going to meet up with the family to dinner, to farewell my auntie, who left this morning. so i went out, and on the train i realised that i seriously didn't know what to get her. so i wandered around the city, walking through every store which could possibly have a present, and i came out with nothing. nothing at all. i phoned a couple of friends, all of which were of no help at all. i did get a good idea for flowers though (thanks kim). then it got me thinking to something of much more sentimental value.
so i ended up getting my mum a bunch of roses, with one fake rose, with a little note saying "our love for you will last until the last rose dies (aha!(lightbulb!) but the last rose will never die will it, since its fake!). yes, tacky, but cool. and i bought some photo albums to put pictures in from newborn up til current age. sorta like an evolutionary timeline. but without the hunched backs. but yes. i hate it how you always have to go one better every single year. year after year.4

PS: Is anybody doing anything tonight? im bored. let's go to that bar again.

Monday, July 4, 2005

i've just turned the tv on. no, there's nothing good on tv. nor am i watching it to pass time. i'm not even laying my eyes on the tube. i'm just turning it on to provide atmosphere, compared to the sterility of silence where atmosphere is the lack of one. music doesn't do the same thing. it provides aura. not atmosphere.
i'm home alone.
even though the tv is in the other room, i can still hear the faint high frequency mechanical buzz of the tv, which is enough to keep my sane for the next hours before i leave this dungeon i call home.
in six days, 21 hours and 9 minutes, i will be back at school. sigh. i've still got friends to catch up with, a movie, probably some b/l/d fitted into there, and then a stack of homework (stacked on my desk with cantilever projections, supported by steel plates...ooo baby!)
iris came over just before. we talked for about an hour and finally decided to remain good friends. so yes. everything seems to be patched up. almost everything.
my auntie's leaving tomorrow. guess that means post-relative-sleepover-syndrome is imminent.i hate these syndromes. talking about syndromes, me and my sister watched The Incredibles this morning (dw jack, dvds are coming back now...).
NO CAPES!
haha...that was great. Edna's so cool. found a few mistakes in there as well. but hey, its still a great movie. I'm still not sure which one's better though. Robots or Incredibles. I heard Ice Age is also way cool. I have yet to see that movie.

Sunday, July 3, 2005

first it was oc. now its love hina.

Saturday, July 2, 2005

you know that feeling? when you're hands are under water in the sink, and you're not sure whether its hot or cold? yes. that feeling. i have that feeling.