i went shopping with alex and my sister tonight. the funniest thing happened.

my sister split with us to go shopping by herself, so we just went through shops looking at clothes...i was walking into edge with alex, when this totally hot asian girl walked past us out. oh my f'ing god.
alex pinched me really hard on the arm.
"stop ogling at her!" she said, in a rather loud voice.
the girl turned around, and smiled. i reciprocated the gesture. again, alex pinched me. god dammit the last one hurt.

about ten minutes later, we were walking past m-one-11, when this (in a heterosexual way) rather hot guy walked out of the store. alex stared at him with ravenous intent.
I pinched her, saying "thats not fair!"
and, with a reaction analogous to a reflex, she slapped me on the cheek. it made an audible crack.
so i'm sitting on my bed now, hoping that the red bruise has subsided.