Wednesday, April 13, 2005

me me me!

in response the enormous influx of people-who-don't-know-who-i-am-but-want-to, and friends who have said "what? you're crazy! i don't know you now"
i am going to complete a questionaire about me (dis is SOOOO azn TB of mehz~lol! ><)

1. first name: Lawrence
2. middle name: Have None
3. last name: Ng
4. nickname(s): Larry, Laws, Lozza...
5. gender: (Looks down into pants) male.
6. birthday: 13/08/1987 (DD/MM/YYYY)

7. height: 169cm or 5 foot 11 inches
8. hair color: black
9. eye color: dark dark dark brown
10. do you wear glasses or contacts: No, but i have them
11. do you have braces: No
12. is your hair long or short: short-medium
13. where were you born: Melbourne, Australia (but i was "made" in Sydney)
14. current location: Ormond, Melbourne, Australia
15. zodiac sign: Leo
16. how many languages do you know: I know of many, but i can speak english (can write) and cantonese (can't write) fluently.
17. what language do you want to learn:
Japanese or Mandarin.
18. bad habits: biting my nails.
19. piercing you have: None
20. piercing you want: None
21. tattoos you have: None
23. today: Wednesday
24. today's date: 13th April 2005
25. the time: 5:22pm
26. ready for a bunch more questions: yes.

Family
27. mother's name: Lulu
28. father's name: Michael
29. brother's name: Don't have one
30. sister's name: Tara
31. favorite aunt: The one in America. i don't know her name.
32. favorite uncle: uncle no.8 in canada. yes you heard right. 8th.
33. favorite grandparent: all of them
36. worst relative: don't have a worst...
37. best relative: alda in new york! you're the coolest!
38. do you get along with your parents: well, but not stereotypically well.
39. does anyone in your family understand you?: They all understand me in normal circumstances, but when i'm depressed or screwed up or drunk, they probably don't.

Pets
40. do you have any pets: 3
41. what are their names: spotty, stripey and smiley.
42. what kind of animals are they: goldfish.

School
43. are you still in school: yep, and hating every minute of it.
44. did you drop out: no...
45. current gpa: i have one of those...
46. favorite grade: 10.
47. least favorite grade: 12.
48. favorite teacher: Ms. hailander back in year 8. she was pretty cool. and hot.
49. least favorite teacher: mr. huysing for physics this year...god, he seriously can't teach.
50. favorite subject: Chemistry
51. least favorite subject: French, which is why i don't do it anymore
52. do/did you buy lunch or bring it: i buy my lunch.
53. play any sports on the school's team: not at all.
54. do/did you do any extracurricular activities: (all dids) Air Force Cadets, Tennis, Football, Clarinet, calisthenics...yes, i did that when i was small...
55. are/was you popular: people say i am. i don't think so.
56. favorite dance: dance? what's dance?
57. favorite memory: standing up on a chair, pretending to cook like my dad, then sneezing and falling off...lol...
58. favorite memory you want to have: bit too personal a question that...
59. least favorite memory: making my grandma cry when i was small by yelling at her.
60. most humiliating moment: wait a couple of days, while i get confirmation that i can divulge such information.

Favourites
61. number: 21
62. letter: m
63. shoes: black leather knee-high boots. not the goth ones. ok, even though they aren't male shoes, they seriously are my favourite.
64. saying(s): Homer no function beer well without.
65. TV show: THE SIMPSONS!
66. sport: i can't believe im saying this, but i would really want to do gymnastics or calisthenics.
67. vegetable: broccoli, especially when it is complemented by a thick sauce.
68. fruit: Banana. Especially in milkshake form.
69. movie: Amelie
70. magazine: it would have to be gq. its just a great read when you feel like reading a mag. i know, im weird.
71. actor: Ben Stiller.
72. actress: i wouldn't be able to pick one
73. candy: Suga's strawberry and cream boiled lollies...mmm...

74. gum: hubba bubba gum, especially coca cola. grape is also good, but its too soft to blow bubbles with.
75. scent: my natural scent
76. candy bar: hershey's original chocolate bars
77. ice cream flavor: cookies and cream.
78. color: chocolate brown.
79. season: summer
80. holiday: summer holidays
81. band: do as infinnity, kent.
82. singer: van tomiko.
83. group: group? thats the same as band isn't it, seeing as all of the questions immmediately after/before are about music.
84. rapper: hate rap
85. type of music: indie/punk-rock, some pop, currently in a little phase of jap pop/rock
86. thing in your room: directional spotlight stand
87. place to be: new york times square
89. tv channel: ten
90. junk food: kfc. great "soul" food that is.
91. overall food: risotto
92. store: akira
93. hangout: basically any cafe on flinders lane or lt. collins.
94. fast food: kfc
95. restaurant: langtons
96. shape: ellipse
97. time of day: 1:32pm
98. country: japan
99. state: victoria
100. boys name: ethan
101. girls name: scarlet
102. mall: i hate malls.
103. video game: MGS 3!!!!!
104. shampoo: the peppermint american crew one @ the hairdressers.
105. board game: monopoly
106. computer game: hitman 2: silent assasin
107. car: don't really have a single favourite.
108. music video: i wouldn't have a clue. i haven't watched many music videos in the past year
109. swear word: fuck
110. word: megalomania
111. month: December
112. cartoon character: Goofy
113. scary movie: The Ring (japanese version)
114. team: Essendon
115. possession: my life

Whats the first thing that comes to mind when you hear:
116. eminem: white
117. dog: brown
118. hot: lukewarm
119. britney spears: blonde
120. nsync: bye bye bye video clip
121. real world: view of the earth from the moon
122. orange: chocolate
123. choice: hershey's chocolate bar
124. fuck: off
125. bisexual: alex (from OC, not my gf!)
126. black: leather...lol...
127. icq: flower
128. insane clown posse: cape
129. linkin park: sunglasses
130. jack: in a box
131. rainbow: red
133. cucumber: sea
134. shark: tale
135. lifehouse: band
136. bat: man
137. leather: whip
138. whip: leather
139. america: flag
140. water: Evian
141. volcano: magma
142. rock or rap: rock
143. rock or pop: rock
144. rock or r&b: rock
145. rock or metal: rock
146. rap or pop: pop
147. rap or r&amp;b: neither
148. rap or metal: neither
149. pop or r&b:pop
150. pop or metal: pop
151. r&b or metal: neither
152. linkin park or limp bizkit: linkin park
153. tool or korn: never heard tool's music, so i can't judge
154. selena or jennifer lopez: don't know who selena is, once again, can't judge
155. hot or cold: hot
156. winter or summer: summer
157. spring or fall: fall
158. shakira or britney: britney
159. icp or eminem: enimem

160. marilyn manson or rob zombie: neither
161. kittie or garbage: garbage
162. mtv or vh1: mtv
163. buffy or angel: buffy
164. dawson's creek or gilmore girls: dawson's creek
165. football or basketball: football
166. summer olympics or winter olympics: winter
167. skiing or snowboarding: snowboarding
168. rollerblading or skateboarding: skateboarding
169. black or white: white
170. orange or red: red
171. yellow or green: green
172. purple or pink: pink
173. slipknot or mudvayne: neither
174. hot topic or pac sun: neither
175. inside or outside: outside
176. weed or alcohol: alcohol
177. cell phone or pager: cell phone
178. pen or pencil: pencil
179. powerpuff girls or charlie's angels: powerpuff girls
180. scooby doo or dino: dino
181. dragon ball z or pokemon: pokemon
182. star wars or star trek: stars wars
183. tattoos or piercings: neither
184. prep or punk: ???
185. slut or whore: not answering that one...

Private Life
186. do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend: girlfriend
187. do you have a crush: no, i have a gf
188. do you love anyone right now: yes
189. have you ever been in love: yes
190. how many people have you liked: quite a few...
191. who was your first crush: anita
192. how many hearts of have you broken: I think I have broken a few...
193. how many people broke your heart: A few have green fractured it before, but no one has broken it
194. best quote to sum up love: COMPLICATED!!!
195. so what is your bf/gf/crush like: wow...
196. do you have a picture of him/her: ill get one tomorrow
197. please post it if you do: i shall
198. do you have a picture of yourself: of course
199. please post it if you do: ill just use my picture of rock lee.
200. do you go by looks or personality: personality
201. ever kiss a friend: well, if you are technical, i would say i have kissed quite a few.
202. are you still friends: yes and no
203. so moving along..do you smoke: no and never will
204. do you smoke weed: no and never will
205. ever trip on acid: never
206. how about a little x: no thanks, i'll pass
207. crack, heroin, anything else: nothing

208. beer good or beer bad: beer good when life bad
209. are you the sissy who drinks wine coolers: no
210. do you like smirnoff ice: not the morning after
211. prefer beer or liquor: beer
212. what kind of cigarettes do you smoke: i dont smoke
213. have you ever drank Hpnotiq: ??? never even heard of it
214. if yes, when was the last time you got some:

Would you ever...
215. bungee jump: I mite in a few years or so
216. sky dive: as above
217. swim with dolphins: as above
218. scuba dive: as above
219. go rock climbing: i have
220. eat shit for $1,000,000: never
221. turn your back on your friends for personal gain: although i would want to, i think ive already done it
222. steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: never
223. cross-dress: aha, i did that when i was two
224. lie to the police: i mite have under the influence...oooiiiccchhh...that was bad.
225. run from the police: no
226. lie to your parents: yes
227. walk up to a stranger and kiss them: no
228. be an exotic dancer: no way!
229. walk out of a restaurant without paying: no
230. streak: no

Your Friends
231. best friends: i'd rather not say, in the fear that i might miss somebody or make somebody feel bad
232. known longest: Alexandra or Samantha....i think they would be the same.
233. wish you talked to more: alexandra
234. wish you saw more: stephanie
235. how many friends do you think you have: quite a number
236. who drives you insane after a while: judd.
237. who can you stay around forever and never get sick of: alex and violet and vincent
238. ever lose a good friend because you took it to the 'next level': yup
239. craziest: judd or hiep (at times)
240. loudest: me
241. shyest: michael
242. best hair: Violet
243. can always make you laugh: Hiep
244. best eyes: Alex
243. best body: Alex...dont remind me guys...
246. most athletic: Samantha
247. sex symbol: woah...im not going to answer that one...
248. hot tempered: jack H
249. most impatient: me
250. shortest: julie
251. tallest: john
252. talented: in what aspect of life?
253. best singer: i wouldn't know...
254. skinniest: me
255. nicest: everybody!
256. best personality: alex
257. biggest drug user: i dont think any uses drugs...

Have you ever...
258. flashed someone: no
259. told a person how you felt bout them: many a time
260. been to michigan: no
262. gone to jail or juvi: no
263. skateboarded: yes...ive gotten back into it in the past weeks.
264. skinny dipped: yes.....
265. stolen anything: an unassembled toy from a broken kinder surprise in the floor of safeway...
266. wanted to kick my ass for making this so long: almost...
267. kicked someone's ass: figuratively? yes ; literally? yes
268. pegged someone in the head with a snowball: yes
269. broke a beer bottle: yes, but not the threaten somebody with
270. gotten into a bar, under-aged: yes
271. kissed someone of the same sex: no
273. gone on a road trip: yes
274. gone on vacation without adult supervision: yes
275. been to a concert: yes
276. been to another country: yes
277. talked back to an adult: yes
278. got pulled over: no...not yet
279. got in a car accident: yes
280. broke a law: i think i would have after 17 and a half years of living on this planet.
281. given money to a homeless person: yes
282. tried to kill yourself: no
283. cried to get out of trouble: yes, but only when i was small

284. kissed a friend's brother or sister: no
285. kissed a brother or sister's friend: no
286. dropped something on the floor that you were cooking and let someone eat it anyways?: no


Opinions
287. what do you think...about pop music: some of it is ok
288. about boy bands: some of them are good
289. about flag burning: crap
290. of the war on terrorists: good and bad
291. about suicide: its unfortunately justifiable
292. about people who try to force their opinions on you: crap
293. about abortion: bad
294. about rock/metal music: rock is ok - I hate metal
295. where do you think you'll be in 10 years: sitting at home eating dinner
296. who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: hopefully all of them

What did you do...
297. last birthday: had a party
298. yesterday: went to vincent's place
299. last weekend: i dont remember
300. christmas: stayed at home with family
301. thanksgiving: don't have it in aus
302. new year's: sat in my backyard drinking with friends
303. halloween: didn't participate
304. easter: acted like it was a normal week
305. valentine's day: crushed alex's heart

The last...
306. thing you ate: mango ice cream pancakes
307. thing you drank: coke
308. thing you wore: well seeing as below it asks for what i'm wearing now, i last wore my "birthday suit"
309. place you went: www.google.com
310. thing you got pierced/tattooed: arm (with a temp apple tattoo)
311. person you saw: my sister
312. person you kissed: alex
313. person you fxcked: ok.......................sam
314. person you talked to: sister
315. song you heard: do as infinity - for the future
316. what are you eating: nothing
317. what are you drinking: coke
318. what are you wearing: beige pants, brown polo, clean white bonds daks and my glasses
319. any shoes on: no
320. hat: don't wear hats indoors
321. listening to: currrent affair
322. talking to anyone: alex
323. are you pissed i made this so long: now i am

Yes or No
324. are you a vegetarian: no
325. do you like cows: yes
326. are you a bxtch: no
327. are you artistic: i would like to think so
328. do you write poetry: no
329. are you a fast runner: 13.06s for 100m...you be the judge
330. can you ski: yes
331. are you british: no
332. do you want to spear britney: not really
333. do the voices talk to you: my inner voices do
334. did you ever give barbie a haircut: no
335. would you eat mac & cheese with hot dogs in it: no way
336. do you think disney creators were on acid when they made 'alice in wonderland': i dont think so

337. are you straight: yes
338. are you stupid, insane, and another physically handicapped: i dont think so.
339. are you nice: i would people would see me as being that
340. are you naughty: wink wink
341. are you short: no
342. are you tall: i dont think i am
343. do you own a hot pink shirt: do u mean "hot pink" or hot, pink? no and hope its hot respectively
344. how about orange pants: no
345. can you see the flying monkeys: no...
346. are you evil: no
347. did you ever know someone who had a mullet: yup. vincent
348. is britney a whore: i don't think so...
349. are you a teenage zombie: no
350. am i annoying you?: yes
351. do you like marilyn manson: no
352. are you secretly from another planet: no
353. did you ever touch someone else's private parts: wat?
354. what is the time now?: 6:38pm
355. this is over are you happy now hahah: very much so