I am on my bed, in the position of a woman about to push a baby out of her vagina, with the iBook placed on my lap, painfully waiting for somebody to receive my email, and visit my new blog.
i am wary of the negative effect that notebooks can have on sperm production. I found this site,
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6677040/ (sorry, but i still havent got this linking thing down pat)
and it says that even without the laptop turned on, the scrotal (sorry for the girls who are reading this) temperature rises 2.1 degrees just by balancing the laptop. With it turned on, there is an extra 0.7 degree increase in the scrotal temperature. They say that even a 1.8 degree increase in scrotal temperature can cause a significantly negative effect on sperm production.
crap. I've been using my notebook for the past three or so months for everything: work, play (even though macs aren't known for having good games) and general research.
I have just placed a large bed cushion between "myself" and my iBook.
Notice how i dont utilise my notebook for the purposes of downloading pornography.
I used to trifle weekly through the cache of such pictures back in year 9 and a bit into year 10. I apologise once again for talking about such material, and as a forewarning, i apologise if i what i say is disturbing or even traumatising. anyways, back to the porn. I used to dabble in such substance. One day, i decided that from that day forward, i would not look at porn ever again. or at least not intentionally. I suffered major withdrawal symptoms from my lack of...well...sexual relief. It took me a while to accomodate to the build up of testosterone in my body. I once again apologise to all of the people who i befriended in this phase of mine, and dont worry...i didn't start thinking about you gals in such a provocative manner.
To this date, i have not broken my promise.
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